Whispers of Malice

sirkusdyret:

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

'MURICA

Oh man
Canada was kinda cute tho really overly simplified compared to the other girls.

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

neverrwhere:

shazrolane:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics

You have no idea how many

HELL YES I HAVE <3

Can I get an OoTD vote over here?

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So my dad doesnt think that girls would watch a Deadpool movie. Please reblog this to help me prove a point.

WHAAAT? Oh god am I gonna watch it and I’m gonna drag /all my friends/.

(Source: thatawesomesidekick, via sirkusdyret)

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

UGH YES

I got a sweet spy book with a pen that recorded things and also THATS how I got The Graduation Of Jake Moon which broke my fucking heart for the rest of my life

Old people still make me cry

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psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.

<3

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Anonymous: Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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Well alright, guess I’ve seen Frozen, don’t know what all the hype was about.

omgtsn:

while it’s not always physically demanding, working retail will mentally drain you

while it’s not always physically demanding, working retail will mentally drain you

while it’s not always physically demanding, working retail will mentally drain you

WHILE IT’S NOT ALWAYS PHYSICALLY DEMANDING, WORKING RETAIL WILL MENTALLY DRAIN YOU

DO  NOT  SAY  THAT  RETAIL  IS  EASY

Retail eats your soul


One day at a time

(via ashuririn)

"

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

"

timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)

Eat THAT, hormone-snipers!

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(via deadhookerbodyslam)

starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

nahnichan:

『80年のダイジェスト』

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